FZ Compositions

This is an attempt to do a chronological list of FZ compositions. The dates are taken from interviews, articles, liner notes, books, programs, the first known recording, the first known performance of the piece, copyright records, the first mention of it, or just an educated guess. Some compositions have been grouped, some others have been divided. Guitar solos, improvisations and anthropological field recordings haven't been listed except in some special cases. The names between square brackets come not from any official source, but from tape collectors, scholars, or even bootleggers. Any correction, addition, suggestion or comment is welcome. --Román

  1. [A piece for snare drum, gong, tune-up machine and triangle] (c. 1953-1955)
  2. Mice (c. 1953-1955)
  3. The String Quartet (1958); including:
    1. A Pound For A Brown On The Bus; a.k.a. Pound For A Brown; The Legend Of The Golden Arches; What's The Name Of Your Group? (Part 2)
    2. Sleeping In A Jar
  4. Waltz #1 (1958); a.k.a. Waltz For Guitar
  5. Lost In A Whirlpool (Van Vliet/FZ) (c. 1958-59)
  6. Run Home, Slow (Original Soundtrack) (1959); including:
    1. Run Home, Slow: Main Title Theme; a.k.a. Run Home Slow Theme; Theme From Run Home Slow
    2. The Little March
    3. Right There (Estrada/FZ); a.k.a. Skweezit Skweezit Skweezit
    4. The Duke Of Prunes; a.k.a. Original Duke Of Prunes; Duke Of Orchestral Prunes; including Amnesia Vivace; The Duke Regains His Chops; And Very True; probably a.k.a. Garbage Eaters; Remember
    5. Run Home Cues #2; Run Home Cues #3
  7. Oh No (c. 1961); a.k.a. Oh No (I Don't Believe It); Oh No Again; Sink Trap (Part 2); Gum Joy; Let's Eat Out (Part 1); probably a.k.a. Sunday; including Son Of Orange County (c. 1967)
  8. Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance (1961); a.k.a. Never On Sunday; Take Your Clothes Off; I'm So Happy I Could Cry; Happy I Could Cry
  9. It's From Kansas (1961); a.k.a. High Steppin'
  10. The World's Greatest Sinner (Original Soundtrack) (1961); including:
    1. Holiday In Berlin; a.k.a. Overture To A Holiday In Berlin; Holiday In Berlin, Full-Blown; Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture; Overture (200 Motels); Went On The Road; Would You Like A Snack? (#2); Bogus Pomp (1978, Part 1); Shortly
    2. Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague (Part 2)
  11. Breaktime (Williams/Buff/FZ) (1961)
  12. Ronnie Sings? (Williams/FZ) (c. 1961-62)
  13. Exercise #4 (1962); a.k.a. The Uncle Meat Variations (Part 1)
  14. Memories Of El Monte (FZ/Collins) (1962)
  15. Waltz (1963)
  16. Speed-Freak Boogie (1963); a.k.a. Cookin' Turnips
  17. Why Don'tcha Do Me Right? (1963); a.k.a. Why Don't You Do Me Right?
  18. Can't Stand Up (FZ/Buff) (1963)
  19. Masked Grandma (1963)
  20. Walkin' Out (1963)
  21. Love Of My Life (1963)
  22. How's Your Bird? (1963)
  23. Everytime I See You (FZ/Collins) (1963); a.k.a. Every Time I See You
  24. Monkey See, Monkey Do (FZ/Collins)
  25. The World's Greatest Sinner (1963)
  26. Dear Jeepers/Letter From Jeepers (1963)
  27. The Big Surfer (1963)
  28. Hey Nelda (FZ/Collins) (1963)
  29. Surf Along With Ned & Nelda (FZ/Collins) (1963)
  30. Fountain Of Love (FZ/Collins) (c. 1963)
  31. Any Way The Wind Blows (c. 1963); a.k.a. Anyway The Wind Blows; Any Way The Wind Blues
  32. Grunion Run (1963)
  33. Mr Clean (1963)
  34. Jessie Lee (1963)
  35. Electronic Tapes (1963); including The Moon Will Never Be The Same; Mousie's First Xmas
  36. The Experimental Music Of Frank Zappa (1963); including:
    1. Variables II for Orchestra
    2. Variables I for Any Five Instruments
    3. Opus 5, for Four Orchestras
    4. Rehearsalism
    5. Three Pieces of Visual Music with Jazz Group
  37. Status Back Baby (1963); a.k.a. I'm Losing Status At The High School
  38. Twenty Small Cigars (1963); a.k.a. Transition; Hot Rats
  39. Tiger Roach (Van Vliet/FZ) (c. 1964)
  40. Metal Man Has Won His Wings (Van Vliet/FZ) (c. 1964)
  41. Duodenum (1964); a.k.a. Theme From Captain Beefheart vs. The Grunt People; Theme From Lumpy Gravy; Bwana Dik; Clearasil Spattered Fantasy
  42. I Was A Teen-Age Malt Shop (1964); a.k.a. I Was A Teenage Maltshop; including:
    1. Charva; a.k.a. Charva, I Love You And I Don't Know What In The World To Do About It
    2. I Was A Teen-age Malt Shop; The Birth Of Captain Beefheart
    3. [Ned The Mumbler]
    4. Toads Of The Short Forest; a.k.a. [Ned Has A Brainstorm]
  43. Bossa Nova Pervertamento (1965); a.k.a. GTR Trio
  44. I'm Not Satisfied (1965)
  45. Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder (FZ/Collins) (1965); including Little Rubber Girl (FZ/Walley) (1978)
  46. I Ain't Got No Heart (1965); a.k.a. Ain't Got No Heart; No Heart
  47. How Could I Be Such A Fool? (1965)
  48. Trouble Every Day (1965); a.k.a. Trouble Everyday; Trouble Comin' Every Day; Trouble Coming Everyday; More Trouble Every Day; More Trouble Everyday; Watts Riot Song
  49. Motherly Love (c. 1965-66)
  50. Plastic People (c. 1965-66)
  51. Hungry Freaks, Daddy (1966)
  52. Who Are The Brain Police? (1966)
  53. You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here (1966); a.k.a. Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
  54. Wowie Zowie (1966)
  55. You Didn't Try To Call Me (1966)
  56. Groupie Bang Bang (1966)
  57. Help, I'm A Rock (1966); including Okay To Tap Dance; In Memoriam, Edgar Varèse
  58. It Can't Happen Here (1966); a.k.a. Help, I'm A Rock, 3rd Movement: It Can't Happen Here; probably a.k.a. Brown Shoes Don't Make It (#1)
  59. The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet (Unfinished Ballet in Two Tableaux) (1966); a.k.a. Cream Cheese; including Ritual Dance Of The Child-Killer; Nullis Pretii (No Commercial Potential)
  60. Tore To The Core (c. 1966)
  61. Boy Wonder, I Love You (1966)
  62. The Downtown Talent Scout (1966); a.k.a. The Heat's Out Every Night
  63. All Night Long (1966); a.k.a. [No Matter What You Do]; [I Don't Care How You Treat Me]
  64. Son Of Suzy Creamcheese (1966); a.k.a. Son Of Suzi Cream Cheese; Suzy Creamcheese
  65. America Drinks & Goes Home (1966); a.k.a. America Drinks; probably a.k.a. No Regrets; If You Like Chickens
  66. Call Any Vegetable (1966); including Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin; Soft-Sell Conclusion; a.k.a. Champagne Lecture
  67. Uncle Bernie's Farm (1966); a.k.a. Send Santa Claus Back To The Rescue Mission
  68. Brown Shoes Don't Make It (#2) (1966)
  69. Ride For Your Life (Original Soundtrack) (The Mothers Of Invention) (1967)
  70. Big Leg Emma (1967); probably a.k.a. Dilemma
  71. Lumpy Gravy Parts One & Two (1967); including:
    1. I Don't Know If I Can Go Through This Again; probably a.k.a. Up & Down; Local Butcher
    2. Amen; probably a.k.a. Hunchy Punchy
    3. A Vicious Circle; probably a.k.a. Foamy Soaky (Part 1)
    4. King Kong; a.k.a. Prelude To King Kong; King Kong Itself; Jamrag; probably a.k.a. Sink Trap (Part 1); Foamy Soaky (Part 2)
    5. Drums Are Too Noisy; probably a.k.a. Let's Eat Out (Part 2)
    6. Kangaroos; probably a.k.a. Let's Eat Out (Part 3)
    7. Envelops The Bath Tub; a.k.a. Sink Trap; Lumpy Gravy; probably a.k.a. Gypsy Airs; Teen-age Grand Finale
  72. The Big Squeeze (1967); a.k.a. Ludens
  73. Are You Hung Up? (1967)
  74. Who Needs The Peace Corps? (1967)
  75. Concentration Moon (1967)
  76. Mom & Dad (1967); a.k.a. Mom And Dad
  77. Bow Tie Daddy (1967)
  78. Harry, You're A Beast (1967)
  79. What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (1967)
  80. Absolutely Free (1967)
  81. Flower Punk (1967)
  82. Nasal Retentive Calliope Music (1967); a.k.a. Nasal Retentive Caliope
  83. Let's Make The Water Turn Black (1967)
  84. The Idiot Bastard Son (1967); a.k.a. That Arrogant Dick Nixon
  85. Lonely Little Girl (1967); a.k.a. It's His Voice On The Radio
  86. Mother People (1967)
  87. The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny (1967)
  88. Theme From Burnt Weeny Sandwich (1967)
  89. The Orange County Lumber Truck (1967)
  90. Jelly Roll Gum Drop (1967)
  91. In Memoriam, Hieronymus Bosch (1967)
  92. Uncle Meat (1967); a.k.a. Uncle Meat: Main Title Theme; The Uncle Meat Variations (Part 2)
  93. Dog Breath (1967); a.k.a. Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague (Part 1); The Dog Breath Variations
  94. Nine Types Of Industrial Pollution (1967-68); a.k.a. 9 Types Of Industrial Pollution; 400 Days Of The Year
  95. Zolar Czakl (1967-68)
  96. Electric Aunt Jemima (1967-68)
  97. Mr Green Genes (1967-68); a.k.a. Son Of Mr Green Genes; Mister Green Genes
  98. We Can Shoot You (1967-68)
  99. The Air (1967-68)
  100. Project X (1967-68)
  101. Cruising For Burgers (1967-68); a.k.a. Cruisin' For Burgers
  102. Dwarf Nebula Processional March & Dwarf Nebula (1967-68)
  103. Agency Man (1968)
  104. Cheap Thrills (1968)
  105. Later That Night (1968)
  106. No. No. No. (1968); a.k.a. No, No, No
  107. Stuff Up The Cracks (1968)
  108. Would You Like A Snack? (#1) (FZ/Slick) (1968)
  109. Transylvania Boogie (1968); maybe a.k.a. Khaki Sack
  110. The Little House I Used To Live In (1968); a.k.a. Little House I Used To Live In; including:
    1. The Little House I Used To Live In (Part 1) (1962); a.k.a. Piano Introduction To Little House I Used To Live In; including The Sheik Yerbouti Tango (1978)
    2. The Little House I Used To Live In (Part 2); a.k.a. Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke; Return Of The Son Of The Hunch-Back Duke; The Duke
    3. The Little House I Used To Live In (Part 3); a.k.a. [Little Chamber Music I Used To Play]
  111. Another Whole Melodic Section (1968); a.k.a. [Interlude]
  112. Dead Air (1968)
  113. Tiny Sick Tears (1968)
  114. Music For The Queen's Circus (1968); including:
    1. Prologue; a.k.a. Bogus Pomp (1975, Part 1; 1978, Part 4)
    2. Like It Or Not; a.k.a. Piece One; Piano/Drum Duet; The Restaurant Scene; Redneck Eats; Bogus Pomp (1975, Part 2; 1978, Part 5)
    3. The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage; a.k.a. Undaunted, The Band Plays On; Piece Two; Dance Of The Just Plain Folks; Bogus Pomp (1975, Part 4; 1978, Part 7)
    4. Epilogue; a.k.a. What's The Name Of Your Group? (Parts 1 & 4); [The Interview]
  115. Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask (1968); a.k.a. [Gas Mask]
  116. O, In The Sky (1968); a.k.a. Ooh, In The Sky; Oh In The Sky; In The Sky
  117. Boogie For Berkeley (1968)
  118. My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (1969); a.k.a. My Guitar; The Central Scrutinizer; Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer
  119. Chucha (1969)
  120. You Never Know Who Your Friends Are (1969)
  121. Charles Ives (1969)
  122. Igor's Boogie (1969); including Phase One; Phase Two; [Little Doo-Wop]
  123. Aybe Sea (1969)
  124. Kung Fu (1969); a.k.a. [The Jelly]
  125. Alley Cat (Van Vliet/FZ) (1969)
  126. I'm A Band Leader (1969)
  127. The Grand Wazoo (#1) (1969/1992)
  128. Some Ballet Music (1969); a.k.a. The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary (Part 1)
  129. The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue (1969); a.k.a. Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue; a.k.a. The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbeque
  130. Music For Low Budget Orchestra (1969); a.k.a. Intro To Music For Low Budget Orchestra; Music For Electric Violin And Low Budget Orchestra; Music For Electric Violin And Low Budget Symphony Orchestra; Revised Music For Guitar And Low Budget Orchestra; Revised Music For Low Budget Symphony Orchestra; probably a.k.a. Hot Rats (#1)
  131. The Gumbo Variations (1969)
  132. It Must Be A Camel (1969)
  133. Peaches En Regalia (1969); a.k.a. Peaches III
  134. Little Umbrellas (1969)
  135. Willie The Pimp (1969)
  136. Lil' Clanton Shuffle (1969)
  137. Bognor Regis (1969)
  138. Excentrifugal Forz (#1) (1969?/1973)
  139. Lemme Take You To The Beach (1969/1976)
  140. Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (1969)
  141. Wonderful Wino (FZ/Simmons) (1969); a.k.a. Wino Man
  142. Motorhead's Boogie (1970)
  143. Chunga's Revenge (1970); a.k.a. Bolero In G; Chunga Basement
  144. Sharleena (1970)
  145. The Clap (1970)
  146. Twinkle Tits (1970)
  147. Stink-Foot (1970?/1974); a.k.a. Stinkfoot; Stink Foot; probably a.k.a. Bass And Drum Song; including The Poodle Lecture (1975)
  148. The Mud Shark (1970); a.k.a. Mudshark; Mudshark Variations
  149. 200 Motels (1970); including:
    1. Envelopes
    2. Strictly Genteel
    3. Dance Of The Rock & Roll Interviewers; a.k.a. What's The Name Of Your Group? (Part 3)
    4. Touring Can Make You Crazy; a.k.a. Bogus Pomp (1978, Part 2)
  150. Giraffe (1970)
  151. Road Ladies (1970)
  152. What Will This Morning Bring Me This Evening (1970)
  153. What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are? (1970); a.k.a. What Kind Of Girl?; The Groupie Song
  154. Latex Solar Beef (1970)
  155. Daddy, Daddy, Daddy (1970); a.k.a. Do You Like My New Car? (#1)
  156. Do You Like My New Car? (#2) (1970); a.k.a. The Groupie Routine
  157. What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning (1970)
  158. Would You Go All The Way? (1970); a.k.a. Will You Go All The Way For The U.S.A.?
  159. Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink (1970)
  160. Tell Me You Love Me (1970); a.k.a. Don't Be A Lawyer; Why Don't You Like Me?
  161. Lonesome Cowboy Burt (1970); a.k.a. Lonesome Cowboy Nando; Lonesome Cowboy Ron
  162. Penis Dimension (1970)
  163. Easy Meat (1970); a.k.a. E.Z. Meat
  164. Babbette (1970)
  165. Centerville (1970); a.k.a. Bogus Pomp (1978, Part 3)
  166. This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (1970); a.k.a. Bogus Pomp (1975, Part 3; 1978, Part 6); including This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (prologue); Tuna Fish Promenade; This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (reprise); The Sealed Tuna Bolero
  167. Can I Help You With This Dummy? (1970); a.k.a. What's The Name Of Your Group? (Part 5)
  168. Mystery Roach (1970)
  169. I Have Seen The Pleated Gazelle (1970); a.k.a. The Pleated Gazelle; including Motorhead's Midnight Ranch; Dew On The Newts We Got; The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts; The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth; The Girl's Dream; Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Corduroy Ponce; A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes; The Pleated Gazelle Finale (a.k.a. Bogus Pomp (1978, Part 8))
  170. Shove It Right In (1970); including She Painted Up Her Face; Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
  171. Janet's Big Dance Number (1970)
  172. Mysterioso (1970)
  173. Lucy's Seduction of A Bored Violinist & Postlude (1970)
  174. Naval Aviation In Art? (1970)
  175. Magic Fingers (1970)
  176. Dental Hygiene Dilemma (1970); including I'm Stealing The Towels; Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?; a.k.a. Stealing The Room; I'm Stealing The Room
  177. 200 Motels Finale (1970); a.k.a. Strictly Genteel (The Finale)
  178. Tears Began To Fall (1971); a.k.a. Tears Begin To Fall
  179. Billy The Mountain (1971); a.k.a. Night On Freak Mountain
  180. Scumbag (Lennon/Ono/Kaylan/FZ) (1971); a.k.a. Scum Bag
  181. Eddie, Are You Kidding? (Seiter/Volman/Kaylan/FZ) (1971)
  182. Magdalena (Kaylan/FZ) (1971)
  183. Sofa Suite (1971); including:
    1. Once Upon A Time
    2. Sofa; a.k.a. Sofa No. 1; Sofa #1; Sofa No. 2; Sofa #2
    3. Magic Pig
    4. Stick It Out; a.k.a. Short Girl's Song; Short Girls
    5. Divan
  184. Sleep Dirt (1971); including part of [Sleep Napkins]
  185. Hunchentoot (1972); including:
    1. Time Is Money
    2. Think It Over; a.k.a. It Ain't Real So What's The Deal; The Grand Wazoo (#2)
    3. Flambay; a.k.a. Flambé; Flam-bay
    4. Spider Of Destiny
    5. Planet Of My Dreams
  186. The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary (1972); a.k.a. Greggery Peccary; including The New Brown Clouds
  187. It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal (1972); a.k.a. Frog Song; including [Mystery Song #2]
  188. Blessed Relief (1972); a.k.a. That Blessed Relief
  189. For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers) (1972)
  190. Big Swifty (1972)
  191. Your Mouth (1972); a.k.a. Where Are You Coming From?
  192. Waka/Jawaka (1972); a.k.a. Waka=Jawaka
  193. Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus (1972)
  194. Eat That Question (1972)
  195. Uncle Remus (FZ/Duke) (1972?/1974)
  196. If I Could Only Be Your Love Again (1972)
  197. Regyptian Strut (1972); a.k.a. Re-gyptian Strut; Variant Processional March
  198. Approximate (1972)
  199. Apostrophe' (FZ/Bruce/Gordon) (1972)
  200. Down In De Dew (1972)
  201. Montana (1972); a.k.a. Whipping-Floss
  202. Farther Oblivion (1972); a.k.a. Farther O'Blivion; including:
    1. The Steno Pool; a.k.a. The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary (Part 2); The Steno Pool At Big Swifty's
    2. Be-Bop Tango; a.k.a. The Malcolm McNabb; Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church); including The Hook
    3. Cucamonga
  203. Cosmik Debris (1972); a.k.a. Cosmic Debris
  204. Little Dots (1972)
  205. Don't You Ever Wash That Thing? (1972)
  206. Imaginary Diseases (1972)
  207. Rollo (1972); a.k.a. Rollo?; including:
    1. The Middle Section From 'St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast'; a.k.a. Rollo Interior; The Rollo Interior Area
    2. Rollo Goes Out
  208. Tycho Brahe (1972)
  209. RDNZL (1973); a.k.a. Redunzl
  210. Fifty-Fifty (1973); a.k.a. 50/50
  211. Inca Roads (1973); including:
    1. Incan Art Vamp (1969); a.k.a. Hordern Intro; Inca Roads Theme; Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar; Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar Some More; Return Of The Son Of Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar; Gee, I Like Your Pants; Toad-O Line (a.k.a. On The Bus); Systems Of Edges; A Cold Dark Matter
  212. Dupree's Paradise (1973); including The Booger Man (Duke/Brock/FZ); Smell My Beard (Duke/FZ)
  213. I'm The Slime (1973)
  214. Canard Du Jour (#2) (FZ/Ponty) (1973)
  215. Dirty Love (1973)
  216. Dinah-Moe Humm (1973)
  217. For The Young Sophisticate (1973); a.k.a. Another Cheap Aroma
  218. Echidna's Arf (Of You) (1973); a.k.a. Echidna's Arf; Excentrifugal Forz (#2); XTForts
  219. Camarillo Brillo (1973)
  220. Zomby Woof (1973)
  221. Pygmy Twylyte (1973); including Dummy Up (FZ/Simmons/Brock); Room Service (FZ/Brock); a.k.a. Room Service Rap
  222. Don't Eat The Yellow Snow (1973); including:
    1. Don't Eat The Yellow Snow; a.k.a. Please Don't Eat The Yellow Snow; Dance With Me
    2. Nanook Rubs It
    3. St Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast; a.k.a. Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast; Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast; St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast; Saint Alphonso's Pancake Breakfast
    4. Father O'Blivion; including Mar-Juh-Rene
    5. Join The March And Eat My Starch
  223. Penguin In Bondage (1973)
  224. Village Of The Sun (1973)
  225. T'Mershi Duween (1973)
  226. Cheepnis (1973)
  227. Dickie's Such An Asshole (1973); a.k.a. The San Clemente Magnetic Deviation
  228. Anything You Wanna Do (1973)
  229. Andy (1974); a.k.a. Something/Anything; Is There Anything Good Inside Of You?
  230. Florentine Pogen (1974); a.k.a. Chester's Gorilla
  231. Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (1974/1975); a.k.a. Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy
  232. That's When I Knew It Was Love (1974)
  233. Can't Afford No Shoes (1974); a.k.a. Ralph Stuffs His Shoes
  234. I Don't Even Care (FZ/Watson) (1974/1984)
  235. San Ber'dino (1974)
  236. A Token Of My Extreme (1974); a.k.a. Tush Tush Tush; A Token Of His Extreme; Token Of My Extreme; Token Of His Extreme
  237. Building A Girl (1974)
  238. Zoot Allures (1974/1975); including Ship Ahoy (1975)
  239. Po-Jama People (1974)
  240. Marty's Dance Song (1974)
  241. Any Downers? (1974)
  242. 200 Years Old (1974)
  243. Evelyn, A Modified Dog (1975)
  244. A Little Green Rosetta (1975)
  245. Muffin Man (1975)
  246. Velvet Sunrise (1975)
  247. Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead (1975)
  248. Advance Romance (1975)
  249. Portuguese Lunar Landing (1975)
  250. Debra Kadabra (1975)
  251. George's Boogie (1975)
  252. The Torture Never Stops (1975); a.k.a. The 'Torchum' Never Stops; Why Doesn't Somebody Get Him A Pepsi?; including The Jazz Discharge Party Hats (1980)
  253. Pedro's Dowry (1975)
  254. Black Napkins (1975); including part of [Sleep Napkins]
  255. Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me? (1975)
  256. The Legend Of The Illinois Enema Bandit (1975); a.k.a. The Illinois Enema Bandit
  257. Swallow My Pride (1975)
  258. Packard Goose (1975)
  259. Friendly Little Finger (1975)
  260. Tryin' To Grow A Chin (1975)
  261. five-five-FIVE (1975)
  262. Wind Up Workin' In A Gas Station (1975); a.k.a. Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
  263. Filthy Habits (1975)
  264. Beauty Knows No Pain (1975/1980)
  265. Find Her Finer (1975)
  266. Kaiser Rolls (1975); a.k.a. Kaiser Rolls (Du Jour)
  267. Let's Move To Cleveland (1975); a.k.a. Canard Du Jour (#1); Canard Tojours; Young & Monde; So Young & Monde; Kreeg-ah Bundolo; Kree G Bun Dolo; Kreegah Bundola; Let's Move To Chicago
  268. Keep It Greasey (1975); a.k.a. Keep It Greasy
  269. Ms Pinky (1976); a.k.a. Artificial Rhonda
  270. Disco Boy (1976)
  271. Song For Pinky (1976); a.k.a. She's A Lady
  272. The Ocean Is The Ultimate Solution (1976)
  273. Rubber Shirt (FZ/Bozzio/O'Hearn) (1976)
  274. The Purple Lagoon (1976)
  275. City Of Tiny Lites (1976); a.k.a. City Of Tiny Lights
  276. Manx Needs Women (1976); a.k.a. Mars Needs Women; including Grünfinger
  277. Titties & Beer (1976); a.k.a. Titties 'N Beer; Titties And Beer; Chrissy Puked Twice
  278. Bamboozled By Love (1976/1978)
  279. I'm So Cute (1976)
  280. Any Kind Of Pain (1976/1981)
  281. The Black Page (1976); a.k.a. The Black Page Drum Solo; Black Page #1; Black Page #2
  282. Punky's Whips (1976)
  283. I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth (1976); a.k.a. Läther
  284. Mo 'N Herb's Vacation (1976/1978); including:
    1. 1st Movement; a.k.a. Mo's Vacation
    2. 2nd & 3rd Movements; a.k.a. W0oo0l; Wooool; Wøööøĺ
  285. Jones Crusher (1977)
  286. Broken Hearts Are For Assholes (1977)
  287. Dong Work For Yuda (FZ/Smothers) (1977)
  288. Flakes (1977)
  289. Wild Love (1977)
  290. Sinister Footwear (1977/1981); including
    1. 1st Movement; including C Instruments (1980)
    2. 2nd Movement; a.k.a. Sinister Footwear II; including Son Of Wild Love (1977); Pre-C Instruments (1981)
    3. 3rd Movement; a.k.a. Persona Non Grata (1978); Theme From The 3rd Movement Of Sinister Footwear; including Variations On Sinister #3
  291. Conehead (1977); a.k.a. Cone Head
  292. Bobby Brown (1977); a.k.a. Bobby Brown Goes Down
  293. I Have Been In You (1977)
  294. Dancin' Fool (1977)
  295. Jewish Princess (1977)
  296. Baby Snakes (1977)
  297. Yo' Mama (1978)
  298. Watermelon In Easter Hay (1978); a.k.a. Easter Hay
  299. The Deathless Horsie (1978); a.k.a. Deathless Horsie
  300. Basement Music (1978); including Basement Music #1; Basement Music #2
  301. Revenge Of The Knick Knack People (1978); a.k.a. Curse Of The Knick Knack People
  302. Recollection (1978/2006); a.k.a. Wreckelection
  303. Sy Borg (1978); a.k.a. Cyborg
  304. Twenty-One (1978); a.k.a. 21; Trance-Fusion
  305. I'm A Beautiful Guy (1978)
  306. The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (1978)
  307. Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? (1978)
  308. I'm On Duty (1978)
  309. Suicide Chump (1978)
  310. Wet T-Shirt Nite (1978); a.k.a. Fembot In A Wet T-Shirt; The Wet T-Shirt Contest; including #8
  311. Thirteen (Shankar/FZ) (1978); a.k.a. Tink Walks Amok; Atomic Paganini; [Mystery Rehearsal Piece]
  312. Ancient Armaments (1978)
  313. Key Of Q (1978)
  314. Sad Jane (1978)
  315. Bob In Dacron (1978); including Wind Quintet
  316. Saddle Bags (1979)
  317. Jumbo Go Away (1979); including Number 6
  318. Dead Girls Of London (Shankar/FZ) (1979)
  319. Touch Me There (Shankar/FZ) (1979)
  320. No More Mr Nice Girl (Shankar/FZ) (1979)
  321. Knee-Deep In Heaters (Shankar/FZ) (1979)
  322. Treacherous Cretins (1979)
  323. Outside Now (1979); including Outside Now Again
  324. Joe's Garage (1979)
  325. Catholic Girls (1979)
  326. Crew Slut (1979)
  327. He Used To Cut The Grass (1979)
  328. The Radio Is Broken (1979/1981); a.k.a. Willing Suspension Of Disbelief
  329. While You Were Out (c. 1979/1980); a.k.a. While You Were Art; While You Were Art II
  330. Stucco Homes (c. 1979/1980)
  331. [Mystery Riff] (1980)
  332. I Don't Wanna Get Drafted (1980); a.k.a. Drafted Again; Drafted; Drafted #2
  333. Mudd Club (1980); a.k.a. Mud Club
  334. Solitude (1980)
  335. Pick Me, I'm Clean (1980)
  336. Teen-age Wind (1980); a.k.a. Teenage Wind
  337. Harder Than Your Husband (1980); a.k.a. I'm Harder Than Yer Husband; Harder Than Yer Husband
  338. Society Pages (1980)
  339. Charlie's Enormous Mouth (1980)
  340. Heavenly Bank Account (1980)
  341. If Only She Woulda (1980)
  342. You Are What You Is (1980)
  343. Goblin Girl (1980)
  344. In France (1980)
  345. [Mystery Song #4] (1980)
  346. Fine Girl (1980); a.k.a. Some More Like That
  347. Doreen (1980)
  348. Dumb All Over (1980)
  349. Tinsel Town Rebellion (1980); a.k.a. Tinseltown Rebellion; Tinsel-Town Rebellion
  350. We're Turning Again (1980); a.k.a. Turning Again
  351. Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously? (1980)
  352. The Blue Light (1980); a.k.a. Your Ethos; Galoot Up-Date
  353. Drowning Witch (1980)
  354. The Dangerous Kitchen (1980)
  355. Truck Driver Divorce (1980)
  356. Luigi & The Wise Guys (1980); a.k.a. You Look Like A Dork
  357. Alien Orifice (1980/1981)
  358. [Mystery Song #3] (1980)
  359. Heavy Duty Judy (1980)
  360. Is There Life After MGM? (1981)
  361. Moral Majority Blues (1981)
  362. Cocaine Decisions (1981)
  363. Fallin' In Love Is A Stupid Habit (1981)
  364. No Not Now (1981); including Won Ton On
  365. I Come From Nowhere (1981); including [Mystery Song #1] (1973/1980)
  366. Marque-son's Chicken (1981); a.k.a. Slowly; Slowly B; Slowly In B
  367. Nig Biz (1981); a.k.a. Nigger Bizniz; Nigger Bizness
  368. Teen-age Prostitute (1981); a.k.a. Teenage Prostitute
  369. Mystery Studio Song (1981); a.k.a. Furnished Singles; Ne Pas Deranger; including What's New In Baltimore?; Mōggio; a.k.a. Moggio
  370. We Are Not Alone (1981)
  371. Lisa's Life Story (Popeil/FZ) (1981)
  372. Clowns On Velvet (1981)
  373. Stevie's Spanking (1981); including Church Chat
  374. Frogs With Dirty Little Lips (FZ/Ahmet Zappa) (1981)
  375. Sexual Harassment In The Workplace (1981)
  376. Valley Girl (FZ/Moon Zappa) (1982)
  377. Yo Cats (FZ/Mariano) (1982)
  378. He's So Gay (1982)
  379. I Came On Your Face (1982)
  380. The Perfect Stranger (1982); a.k.a. Ne Pas Deranger
  381. Ride My Face To Chicago (1982)
  382. Baby, Take Your Teeth Out (1982/1984)
  383. Ya Hozna (1982/1984)
  384. The Mammy Anthem (1982); a.k.a. Born To Suck; The Mammy Nuns
  385. Tengo Na Minchia Tanta (FZ/Bassoli) (1982); a.k.a. Tengo Una Inchia Minchia; Tanta; Massimo's Hit Single
  386. SEX (1982)
  387. Stick Together (1982)
  388. Ruth Is Sleeping (c. 1982/1983)
  389. The Recurrent Obsession (c. 1982/1983)
  390. Prologue (Thing-Fish) (c. 1982/1984)
  391. Harry & Rhonda (c. 1982/1984)
  392. The Evil Prince (c. 1982/1984)
  393. Amnerika (c. 1982/1984); a.k.a. Am-Nerika; Amnerika Goes Home; That Evil Prince
  394. Harry-As-A-Boy (c. 1982/1984)
  395. The Massive Improve'lence (c. 1982/1984)
  396. The Crab-Grass Baby (c. 1982/1984)
  397. The White Boy Troubles (c. 1982/1984)
  398. Briefcase Boogie (c. 1982/1984)
  399. Brown Moses (c. 1982/1984)
  400. Wistful Wit A Fist-Full (c. 1982/1984)
  401. Drop Dead (c. 1982/1984)
  402. The Girl In The Magnesium Dress (1984)
  403. Love Story (1984)
  404. Jonestown (1984)
  405. Number 7 (1984)
  406. Be In My Video (1984)
  407. Spontaneous Minimalist Composition (1984)
  408. Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel (1984); a.k.a. Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
  409. Carol, You Fool (1984)
  410. Chana In De Bushwop (FZ/Diva Zappa) (1984)
  411. None Of The Above (1985); including None Of The Above (Revised & Previsited); III Revised (a.k.a. III Revisited)
  412. Time's Beach (1985); a.k.a. Times Beach; including 1st Movement; 2nd Movement (a.k.a. Times Beach II); 3rd Movement (a.k.a. Times Beach III); 4th Movement; 5th Movement
  413. One Man--One Vote (1985); a.k.a. One Man, One Vote
  414. Little Beige Sambo (1985)
  415. Aerobics In Bondage (1985)
  416. Porn Wars (1985); including H.R. 2911
  417. Yes: Turn Left (Slonimsky/FZ) (c. 1985)
  418. Resolver (c. 1985/1986)
  419. Big Sequence (c. 1985/1986)
  420. Brutality (c. 1985/1986)
  421. Bondage (c. 1985/1986)
  422. Oral Sex At Gunpoint (c. 1985/1986)
  423. Night School (1986); a.k.a. Nite School
  424. The Beltway Bandits (1986)
  425. Jazz From Hell (1986)
  426. G-Spot Tornado (1986)
  427. Damp Ankles (1986)
  428. Massaggio Galore (1986)
  429. Blood On The Canvas (FZ/Bogosian) (1986/1988); including Greek Luncheonette; Boxing Announcer; Ad Executive; Christian; Porno Clerk; Cab Driver; Performance Artist; Crack Smoker; Wino; Doctor; Drug Dealer; Phone Sex; Police Instructor; Hooker; Old Jew; Gay Guy On The Phone; Porno Director; Limo Driver; Disc Jockey; Club Owner
  430. Promiscuous (1987)
  431. Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk (1987)
  432. When The Lie's So Big (1987)
  433. Planet Of The Baritone Women (1987)
  434. Jezebel Boy (1987)
  435. Navanax (1987); a.k.a. Thirty-Five
  436. Put A Motor In Yourself (c. 1987-88); a.k.a. Martin
  437. When Yuppies Go To Hell (1988); a.k.a. Berlin; Desiccated; The Desiccated Number; Four Synths And Plastic; The New Song; George Bush
  438. Make A Sex Noise (1988)
  439. Rhymin' Man (1988)
  440. Elvis Has Just Left The Building (1988)
  441. Star Wars Won't Work (1988)
  442. Dragon Master (FZ/Dweezil Zappa) (1988); a.k.a. Dragonmaster
  443. Outrage At Valdez (1990); a.k.a. The Valdez Score; including Overture
  444. We Been There (c. 1990)
  445. These Are The 90's (c. 1990)
  446. Beneath Contempt (c. 1990)
  447. New World Order (c. 1990)
  448. Library Card (1991)
  449. This Is A Test (1991); a.k.a. Igor
  450. Jolly Good Fellow (1991)
  451. Roland's Big Event/Strat Vindaloo (1991)
  452. Master Ringo (1991)
  453. What Will Rumi Do? (1991); a.k.a. T'Mershi Duween (Part 2)
  454. Nap Time (1991)
  455. 9/8 Objects (1991)
  456. Naked City (1991)
  457. Get Whitey (1991); a.k.a. Whitey (Prototype)
  458. Wonderful Tattoo! (1991)
  459. Welcome To The United States (1991)
  460. Excerptis Frank Zappæ Elektronik MuZik (c. 1991); a.k.a. [Operation Desert Storm]
  461. They Made Me Eat It (c. 1991-92)
  462. Reagan At Bitburg (c. 1991-92)
  463. Xmas Values (c. 1991-92)
  464. Religious Superstition (c. 1991-92)
  465. Buffalo Voice (c. 1991-92)
  466. Get A Life (c. 1991-92)
  467. N-Lite (c. 1991-92)
  468. Secular Humanism (c. 1991-92)
  469. I Was In A Drum (c. 1991-92)
  470. A Pig With Wings (c. 1991-92)
  471. Hot & Putrid (c. 1991-92)
  472. Gross Man (c. 1991-92)
  473. Why Not? (c. 1991-92)
  474. Dio Fa (c. 1991-92)
  475. Beat The Reaper (c. 1991-92)
  476. Waffenspiel (c. 1991-92)
  477. Chairs & Brooms (c. 1991-92)
  478. Food Gathering In Post-Industrial America, 1992 (1992); a.k.a. Struwwelpeter
  479. Chunnel Mr Boogins (1992); probably including:
    1. Pentagon Afternoon
    2. Questi Cazzi Di Piccione
  480. Thou Shalt Not . . . (c. 1991-1993)
  481. Dance Me This (c. 1991-93)
  482. Pachuco Gavotte (c. 1991-93)
  483. Wolf Harbor (c. 1991-93); including Movements 1-5
  484. Goat Polo (c. 1991-93)
  485. Rykoniki (c. 1991-93)
  486. Piano (c. 1991-93)
  487. Calculus (FZ/Yvega) (1993)
  488. Uncle Sam (c. 1991-93; premiered July 14, 2007)
  489. Samba Funk (c. 1991-93; premiered July 14, 2007)

 


Unidentified

These are song names that come from either recording sheets, copyright records, press articles, liner notes, etc., which in any case haven't been identified yet.

 


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