I Have Seen The Pleated Gazelle

FZ album(s) in which parts of the suite have appeared:

rehearsal on The True Story Of 200 Motels, recorded at Pinewood Studios, London, January-February 1971
200 Motels (1971) as A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes, Motorhead's Midnight Ranch, Dew On The Newts We Got, The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts, The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth, The Girl's Dream and Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce, recorded at Pinewood Studios, London, January-February 1971
- same version (except "Motorhead's Midnight Ranch") on 200 Motels (The Movie)

Comments:

I Have Seen The Pleated Gazelle (Amsterdam, June 23, 2000)	aka
I have seen the Pleated Gazelle I have seen I have seen [...] (narration & singing & music) (narration:) So, I made up a story. Once upon a time there was a girl. She always wore a green wool overcoat [...] (singing & music & narration)	(unreleased)
Dew On the newts we got Newt money dew It's a payment on the rental for the dewy little Newts we got We got 'em dewy Left 'em in the yard all night Hope they didn't get uptight The little vixens The saucy little vixens I hope they didn't get pissed off I hope That they did not Did not I hope That they did not Dash off Into the night	Dew On The Newts We Got
(narration)	(unreleased)
The lad searches the night for his newts	The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
(music)	Motorhead's Midnight Ranch
(narration & music & singing)	(unreleased)
The girl wants to fix him some broth. Tinsel cock! Doo-wee-oo Tinsel cock, my baby Would you like some broth? Some nice soup Some hot broth? Small dogs in it Yooooouuuu . . . Do you? You like broth? Dog broth? Hot broth? You like dog broth hot? Hot dogs debris How do you like it? Debris of the four styles of it? Debris broth breath And the ever popular hygienic European version Tinsel cock! Tinsel cock! Which do you choose?	The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
The girl, in a statement to the press, explains . . .	The Girl's Dream
Broth reminds me of nuns (Munch . . . kin) I see them smashing with rulers Disciplining munchkin cretins (Munchkin cretins) Tortured munchkins (Munchkin cretins) Tortured munchkins Irish Catholic victims Little green scratchy sweaters (Sweaters) Little green scratchy ones (Courduroy ponce) And courduroy ponce Courduroy ponce Aand green scratchy munchkin Irish Catholic victims (Munch-kins Munch-a-kins) Munchkins get me hot Munchkins get me, get me hot Hot! Gets her real hot	Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
(narration) Tinsel cock! Doo-wee-oo Tinsel cock, my baby Would you like some broth? Some hot broth? Yooooouuuu . . . Do you? You like broth? Dog broth? Hot broth? You like dog broth hot? Hot dogs debris (narration)	The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth (reprise) (unreleased)
Why don't you strap on this here bunch Of cardboard boxes, daddy-o? Joy of my desiring You certainly look suave and get me hot Hot, hot, get me hot and Horny (Ow!) If there's one thing I really get off on (Yay!) It's a nun suit painted on some old boxes Some old melodies 4/4 An aura An areola Pink gums Stumpy gray teeth Dental floss Gets me hot Wanna watch a dental hygiene movie	A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
(music)	Bogus Pomp Finale ('83 version)

Conceptual Continuity:

200 Motels

Dental Hygiene:

Dental Hygiene Dilemma
Montana ("Raisin' my lonely/Dental Floss")
Titties & Beer ("Well he just got out his floss/'N started cleanin' his fang")

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