I'm new at your high school
No teenage girl to call my name
I'm new at your high school
No teenage girl to call my name
Just because my daddy done work for the government
I've changed schools until it's a crying shame

I'm just a-mumbling 'round your schoolyard
wishing someone knew my name (you're 'someone')
I'm just a-mumbling 'round your schoolyard
I'm wishin' someone knew my name
Lord knows I need some friendship 'til it hurts me
Why can't these people feel my pain?

One of these little teenage girls
They go for a football name
I'll have to show 'em just what's shakin'
Let 'em know just who I am

My name is 'Ned The Mumbler'
An' I ain't gonna lie
Well, I've been all over the country
With you and all around
I've used my secret power