1971
Essentially performed as on "Playground Psychotics", with the standard deviation coming in the Zappa/Preston jam during the "Studebaker Hoch" movement. I personally enjoy the JABFLA version better, as it is from later in the tour and hence is a little more lively. Unfortunately, Frank chose to edit the "Studebaker Hoch" jam out of that release, and thus the "Playground Psychotics" version becomes essential (unless you own "Apocrypha", but then you lack the continuity given by a complete performance). Also, Flo 'n' Eddie are given some leeway in their routine, and supposedly they actually "researched" the local area around each concert in an attempt to "personalize" each performance of this monster tune.
| JABFLA (LA, August 7, 1971) | PP (NYC, June 5-6, 1971) | ||
| 0:06 |
BILLY the Mountain |
0:00 |
BILLY the Mountain |
| 0:43 |
. . . tree! BILLY was a mountain BILLY was a mountain |
0:44 |
tree! BILLY was a mountain BILLY was a mountain |
| 1:23 |
Billy had two big |
1:25 |
Billy had two big |
| 1:45 |
Now, one day, now I believe it was on a Tuesday, a man in a checkered double-knit suit drove up in a large El Dorado Cadillac, leased from BOB SPREEN . . . ("Where the freeways meet in Downey!") . . . And he laid a HUGE, BULGING ENVELOPE right at the corner of BILLY THE MOUNTAIN, that was right where his 'foot' was supposed to be. Now, BILLY THE MOUNTAIN, he couldn't believe it! All those postcards he'd posed for, for ALL OF THOSE YEARS, and finally, now, AT LAST, his Royalties! Royalties! Yes, BILLY THE MOUNTAIN was RICH! |
1:49 |
Now, one day, a man in a checkered suit drove up in a big Lincoln Continental, and he laid a HUGE, BULGING ENVELOPE right at the corner of BILLY THE MOUNTAIN, right where his 'foot' was supposed to be. Now, BILLY THE MOUNTAIN, he couldn't believe it! All those postcards he'd posed for, for OVER THESE YEARS, and finally, now, AT LAST, his Royalties! Royalties! BILLY THE MOUNTAIN was RICH! |
| 2:37 |
Yes, and his eyeball-caves, they widened in amazement, and his jaw (which was a cliff), well it dropped thirty feet! A bunch of dust puffed out! Rocks and boulders hacked up, (hack! hack!) crushing 'The LINCOLN'! |
2:27 |
His eyeball-caves widened in amazement, his cliff (which was his jaw), it dropped thirty feet! Ooh, a bunch of dust puffed out! Rocks and boulders hacked up, (hack! hack! hack! hack hack! hack! hack!) crushing 'The LINCOLN'! |
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Now, the man in the checkered suit, well, without his car he went screaming off into the desert at sunset (AAAA-AAA-AAAAH!) all the way to Rosamond to get a beer and tell everybody there including Ronnie Cook what had happened to his car. |
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| 3:03 |
I gave him the money Oh, do you I don't wanna stand here I don't wanna stand here |
3:19 |
I gave him the money Oh, do you I don't wanna stand here I don't wanna stand here |
| 3:43 |
By two o'clock, when the bars are already closed down, BILLY had broken 'THE BIG NEWS' to ETHELL. And with dust and boulders everywhere, BILLY, choked with excitement, announced . . . "ETHELL, we're going on a VACATION!" Yes, and they WERE going on a vacation! (Oh, and ETHELL, ETHELL, ETHELL, like every little woman, she of course was very excited! She creaked a little bit, and some old birds flew off of her.) BILLY told ETHELL they were going to . . . Yes! They were going to NEW YORK! "ETHELL, we're going to . . . New York!" But first they were gonna stop in LAS VEGAS . . . |
4:02 |
By two o'clock, and the bars had already closed down, BILLY had already broken 'THE BIG NEWS' to ETHELL. With dust and boulders everywhere, BILLY, choked with excitement, announced . . . "ETHELL, we're going on a VACATION!" Yes, and they WERE going on a vacation! (Oh, and ETHELL, ETHELL, ETHELL, ETHELL just like a woman, of course she was delighted! She creaked a little bit, and some old birds flew off of her . . . Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song . . . ) BILLY told ETHELL they were going to . . . They were going to NEW YORK! "ETHELL, we're going to . . . New York!" But first they would stop in LAS VEGAS . . . |
| 5:10 |
It's off to LAS VEGAS ETHELL, my darling, Glad we could have a |
5:28 |
It's off to LAS VEGAS ETHELL, my darling, Glad we could have a |
| 5:44 |
They left that night, crunchin' across the Mojave Desert . . . their voices echoing through the canyons of your minds (POO-AAH!) "ETHELL, wanna get a cuppa cawfee?" (Howard Johnson's! Howard Johnson's! "Ahhh! there's a HOWARD JOHNSONS! Wanna eat some CLAMS?" |
6:06 |
They left that night, crunchin' across the Mojave Desert . . . their voices echoing through the canyons of your minds "ETHELL, wanna get a cuppa cawfee?" (Howard Johnson's! Howard Johnson's! "Ahhh! there's a HOWARD JOHNSONS! Wanna eat some CLAMS?" |
| 6:17 |
The first noteworthy piece of real estate they destroyed was EDWARDS AIR FORCE BASE . . . And TO THIS VERY DAY, 'Wing Nuts' and Data Reduction Clerks alike, speak in reverent whispers about that fateful night when TEST STAND #1 and THE ROCKET SLED ITSELF . . . (We have ignition!) . . . got LUNCHED! I said LUNCHED! (Lunched!) By a FAMOUS MOUNTAIN-IN and his SMALL, WOODEN WIFE. |
6:41 |
The first noteworthy piece of real estate they destroyed was EDWARDS AIR FORCE BASE . . . And TO THIS VERY DAY, 'Wing Nuts' and Data Reduction Clerks alike, speak in reverent whispers about that fateful night when TEST STAND #1 and THE ROCKET SLED ITSELF got LUNCHED! By a FAMOUS MOUNTAIN-IN and his SMALL, WOODEN WIFE. |
| 7:18 |
Good bye to LAS VEGAS Guess that GEORGE PUTNAM His biggest new story |
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| 6:52 |
"Word just in to the KTTV News Service undeniably links THIS MOUNTAIN and HIS WIFE to drug abuse and pay-offs as part of a San Joaquin Valley SMUT RING! However, we can assure parents in the Southern California area that a recent NARCOTICS CRACK-DOWN, in Torrance, Hawthorne, Lomita, Westchester, Playa Del Rey, Santa Monica, Tujunga, Sunland, San Fernando, Pacoima, Sylmar, Newhall, Canoga Park, Palmdale, Glendale, Irwindale, Rolling Hills, Granada Hills, Shadow Hills,Cheviot Hills, will provide the SECRET EVIDENCE the Palmdale Grand Jury has needed to seek a CRIMINAL INDICTMENT, and pave the way for STIFFER LEGISLATION, increased FEDERAL AID, and AVERT A CRIPPLING STRIKE of Bartenders and Veterinarians throughout the INLAND EMPIRE . . . " |
7:55 |
"Word just in to the KTTV News Service undeniably links THIS MOUNTAIN and HIS WIFE to drug abuse and pay-offs as part of a San Joaquin Valley SMUT RING! However, we can assure parents in the Southern California area that a recent NARCOTICS CRACK-DOWN, in Torrance, Hawthorne, and Lomita, will provide the SECRET EVIDENCE the Palmdale Grand Jury has needed to seek a CRIMINAL INDICTMENT, and pave the way for STIFFER LEGISLATION, increased FEDERAL AID, and AVERT A CRIPPLING STRIKE of Bartenders and Veterinarians throughout the INLAND EMPIRE. But it is This Reporter's Opinion that ETHELL is a FORMER COMMUNIST . . . " |
| 8:17 |
WITHIN THE WEEK, Jerry Lewis had hosted a Telethon ("Wah wah wah, nice lady!") to raise funds for the injured (injured . . . ) and homeless (homeless . . . ) in Glendale, as BILLY had just levelled it, and, a few miles right outside of town, BILLY caused a 'Oh Mein Papa' in the Earth's crust, right over the SECRET UNDERGROUND DUMPS (right near the 'Jack-In-The-Box' on Glenoaks) where they keep the POOLS OF OLD POISON GAS, and OBSOLETE GERM BOMBS, just as a FREAK TORNADO cruised through . . . |
9:01 |
WITHIN THE WEEK, Jerry Lewis had hosted a Telethon ("Wah wah wah, nice lady!") to raise funds for the injured (injured . . . ) and homeless (homeless . . . ) in Denver, as BILLY had just levelled it, and, a few miles right outside of town, BILLY caused a 'Oh Mein Papa' in the Earth's crust, right over the SECRET UNDERGROUND DUMPS where they keep the POOLS OF OLD POISON GAS, and OBSOLETE GERM BOMBS, just as a FREAK TORNADO cruised through . . . |
| 9:15 |
Yes, it was about three o'clock in the afternoon when little Howard Kaplan was sitting on his porch ( "Toto . . . !") just playing ( "Come on, Toto . . . !") and having a nice time with his little accordion ("Toto . . . !"), and this weird wind came up ("Toto . . . !"), direct from Glendale ("Toto . . . ! Toto . . . !"), blowing these terrible germs in his direction ("Come here, Toto . . . !"), and all of this caused ("Toto . . . !") by a huge mountain ("Aunty Em!")! "Somewhere over the rainbow, bluebirds fly . . . " |
9:53 |
(My baby, my baby, my baby, my baby) |
| 9:48 |
. . . sucking up two thirds of it (SUCK! SUCK! SUCK!) for UNTIMELY DISPERSAL over VAST STRETCHES of WATTS!!! |
10:12 |
. . . sucking up two thirds of it (SUCK! SUCK! SUCK!) for UNTIMELY DISPERSAL over VAST STRETCHES of THE MID WEST!!! |
| 10:02 |
Now, unless I misunderstood, it was right outside of Columbus, Ohio when BILLY received his NOTICE TO REPORT for his INDUCTION PHYSICAL. Now, lemme tell ya, ETHELL said, now ETHELL, ETHELL said she wasn't gonna let him go! "I'm not gonna let you go, BILLY!" THAT'S RIGHT! |
10:26 |
Now, it was about this time, I think it was right outside of Columbus, Ohio that BILLY got his NOTICE TO REPORT for his INDUCTION PHYSICAL. Now, believe me, ETHELL said she wasn't gonna let him go! "I'm not gonna let you go, BILLY!" |
| 10:44 |
And GEORGE PUTNAM, the RIGHT-WING CREEPO FASCIST PIG NEWSCASTER from Los Angeles said . . . (Take it away GEORGE PUTNAM, the RIGHT-WING FASCIST RADICAL CREEPO PIG NEWSCASTER from Los Angeles!) |
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| 10:26 |
"We now have CONFIRMED REPORTS from an INFORMED ORANGE COUNTY MINISTER, that ETHELL is still an ACTIVE COMMUNIST, and it is This Reporter's Opinion that she also practices (COVEN!) WITCH-CRAFT!" |
10:57 |
"We now have CONFIRMED REPORTS from an INFORMED ORANGE COUNTY MINISTER, that ETHELL is still an ACTIVE COMMUNIST, and it's This Reporter's Opinion that she also practices WITCH-CRAFT!" |
| 10:46 |
It was about this time that the telephone rang inside of the SECRET BRIEFCASE belonging to THE ONE MORTAL MAN who might be able to stop all of this senseless destruction and save 'AMERICA HERSELF'! (And I'm sorry to disappoint some of you, it was not Chief Reddin) This one MAN was STUDEBAKER HOCH, fantastic new SUPER HERO of the CURRENT ECONOMIC SLUMP. |
11:16 |
It was about this time that the telephone rang in the SECRET BRIEFCASE belonging to THE ONE MORTAL MAN who might be able to stop all of this senseless destruction and save 'AMERICA HERSELF'! |
| 11:16 |
(Oh) Now, some folks say he looked like (he was like, he was like) ZUBIN MEHTA (Zubin Mehta); still others say (others say he), bullshit, honey (bullshit, man) he's just another greasy guy who happened to be born next to the Frozen Beef Pies at BONEY'S MARKET. (Others say he was just a, just a) Still others say, John, piss on you, Jack! (crazy Italian) He's just a crazy Italian who drove a RED CAR. You see (nobody knows for sure 'cause he was so), nobody ever really knew for sure, because STUDEBAKER was so-o-o-o-o-o mysterious (mysterious) . . . HE WAS SO HE WAS SO |
11:34 |
Now, some men say he looked like (he looked like) FELIX PAPPALARDI (Felix Pappalardi); still others say (others say), bullshit, man (bullshit, man) he was just born (he was born) next to the Frozen Beef Pies at GRISTEDE'S (Frozen Beef Pies). Still others say (others say he was just another), uh-huh, and uh-huh again, he was just a crazy Italian (crazy Italian) who drove a RED CAR. You see it was hard to tell (but nobody knows), nobody knew for sure (for sure), he was so (so-o-o-o-o-o) mysterious (mysterious), oh yes, he was . . . HE WAS SO HE WAS SO |
| 12:05 |
'Cuz when a person gets to be Whether he's really a NICE PERSON or if he has a son named 'PINOCCHIO' or what? Some men say he could FLY |
12:26 |
'Cuz when a person gets to be Whether he's really a NICE PERSON or if he has a son named 'PINOCCHIO' or what? Some men say he could FLY |
| 12:47 |
Time passes . . . |
13:10 |
Time passing (right!) . . . |
| 13:13 |
So when the phone rang |
13:37 |
So when the phone rang (thank you) |
| 13:40 |
"So . . . ah . . . yeah, yeah, hello already . . . what? . . . Well, yeah? . . . Ah, are you kidding . . . ? You're not kidding . . . a mountain . . . ? With a tree growing off of its shoulder . . . ? Aw, you're fulla shit, man . . . ah, listen, by the way, before I go on; did you get those white albums I sent ya with the pencil on the front . . . ? Yeah . . . ? Yeah, you should move some of those for me, we're having a lot of . . . listen, so kiss little Jakee on the head . . . and, ah, how's your wife's hemorrhoids? Oh, that's too bad . . . Listen . . . so you've got a mountain, with a tree, listen, causing . . . oh, my! Well, let me write this down . . . sorta take a few notes here . . . yeah . . . ? To El Segundo, huh? Causing UNTOLD DESTRUCTION? (my baby, my baby) Wanted for DRAFT EVASION? An expense account? And per diem, too?" |
14:02 |
"Yes, this is he! What? . . . A mountain . . . with a tree growing off of its shoulder . . . ? You're fulla shit, man . . . what? Wha- uh, are, are you sure? Oh well, alright, let me write this down then, sorta take a few notes here . . . To NEW YORK? Causing UNTOLD DESTRUCTION?" (My baby, my baby, my baby, my baby, OH! "Wanted for DRAFT EVASION? Can I, can I fly there immediately and REASON WITH HIM? An expense account? And per diem, too?" |
| 14:52 |
SOME MEN SAY HE COULD DANCE! They said he could DANCE, and, of course, THEY were right! Ladies and Gentlemen, this is it: THE STUDEBAKER HOCH DANCING LESSON & COSMIC PRAYER FOR GUIDANCE featuring Aynsley Dunbar, hit it! Hey! Twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly! RIGHT HAND FROM THE HEART-UH Fillmore, Fillmore, Fillmore, Fillmore . . . NOBODY can DANCE like STUDEBAKER HOCH! |
15:08 |
SOME MEN SAY HE COULD DANCE! Yes, he could DANCE. And here it is, Ladies and Gentlemen: THE STUDEBAKER HOCH DANCING LESSON & COSMIC PRAYER FOR GUIDANCE featuring Aynsley Dunbar . . . Twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly . . . Hey! RIGHT HAND FROM THE HEART-UH Twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly . . . Hey! |
| 15:36 |
So many rumors have spread about STUDEBAKER HOCH! (A rumor . . . a rumor . . . ) Consider this rumor (a rumor . . . ), which was published (a rumor . . . ) about three weeks ago in ROLLING STONE! Oh, it's gotta be true! STUDEBAKER HOCH can write THE LORD'S Prayer on the head of a pin! "NO!" |
15:56 |
There were a number of very peculiar rumors circulating about STUDEBAKER HOCH recently. Consider if you will the rumors that have spread that he could write THE LORD'S Prayer on the head of a pin! |
| 15:57 |
Do-do-do-do-do, (I'm so HIP!) BEEF PIES! He was born next to the BEEF PIES, FROZE-ing by the PIES! (And that was the main influence on HIM!) The influence of a Frozen Beef Pie! |
16:11 |
Some men say he could write THE LORD'S Prayer Other still maintain the FACT! (Good God!) |
| 17:00 |
Boldly springing into action, he phoned his wife (who ran a modeling school), WHEREUPON HE . . . yes, HE ran around the back of 'THE BROADWAY' at Hollywood Boulevard and Vine to see if he could find himself some big large, un-used cardboard boxes (no shit!) After which, he hit up the RALPH'S on Sunset for some 'AUNT JEMIMA SYRUP', some 'KAISER BROILER FOIL', and a pair of blunt scissors! Hey-hey! Yes! Yes, and in the parking lot of RALPH'S, where "no prices are lower prices than RALPH'S," in the parking lot of RALPH'S (in between a pair of customized trucks where nobody was looking), he cut out some really, really, really NICE WINGS, and he covered them thoroughly with foil! Thorough-LY wi-TH (e-e-e-e-e) FOIL-L-L! Then he took those 'WINGS' and wedged one under each of his powerful arms and sneaked into a telephone booth . . . YES!! Yes! And then he SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR! And he pulled down his blue denim policeman type trouser pants, and he spread even amounts of AUNT JEMIMA maple syrup all over the inside of his legs! Soon the booth was filling with flies! (Help me, help me, help me!) He held open the legs of his boxer shorts so they could all get in (Yes! Yeah!), and when each and every one of those little cocksuckin' flies had gone into his pants, and they were lapping up all that maple syrup, he bent over and he put his head between his legs and he said in a very clear, impressive, RON HUBBARD-type voice . . . "NEW YORK!" . . . and the booth and everything lifted up, out of the parking lot, and into the sky! |
17:24 |
Boldly springing into action, he phoned his wife (who ran a modeling school), WHEREUPON SHE . . . HE ran around the back of 'GIMBEL'S' to see if he could find some big un-used cardboard boxes . . . After which, he hit up GRISTEDE'S for some 'KAISER BROILER FOIL', some 'AUNT JEMIMA SYRUP', and a pair of blunt scissors! Hey-hey! Yes, and in the parking lot across the street from the One Fifth Avenue Hotel (in between a pair of customized trucks where nobody was looking), he cut out a pair of really, really NICE WINGS, and he covered 'em thoroughly with foil . . . thoroughly with foil thoroughly with foil . . . thoroughly with foil . . . thorougly with foil . . . TH-thor-thorough-LY with FOIL-L Then he took those 'WINGS' and wedged one under each of his powerful arms and sneaked into a telephone booth . . . He CLOSED THE DOOR! And he pulled down his grey denim Busdriver type pants, and he spread even amounts of AUNT JEMIMA syrup all over the inside of his legs, right underneath his boxer print shorts, ha ha ha! Soon the booth was filling with flies! (Help me, help me, help me!) He held open the legs of his boxer shorts so they could all get in . . . Yes! And when each and every one of those little, each and every one of those little cocksuckin' flies had gone into his boxer shorts, and was lapping up all that good AUNT JEMIMA syrup, he bent over and he put his head between his legs and he said to those little flies in a clear, impressive voice . . . "NEW YORK!" . . . and the booth and everything lifted up, out of the parking lot, and into the sky! |
| 19:41 |
STUDEBAKER HOCH STUDEBAKER HOCH He's coating his legs His shorts'll be filled with flies Stoodlabaker Hoch: (Please to New York! He could be a DOG (Fly to New York!) He could be a NARK Or he might play dirty! |
20:08 |
STUDEBAKER HOCH STUDEBAKER HOCH He's coating his legs His shorts'll be filled with flies Stoodlabaker Hoch: (Please to New York! He could be a DOG (Fly to New York!) He could be a NARK Or he might play dirty! |
| 21:20 |
( . . . know!) His peculiar attire (Please to New York! (electric piano solo) (Fly to New York!) (I don't . . . ) |
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| 20:49 |
(. . . know!) His peculiar attire |
26:12 |
( . . . know!) His peculiar attireAnd the flies he require Keep leading him on 'Cause ETHELL is gone They keep leading him on 'Cause ETHELL is gone And THE MOUNTAIN she's on |
| 21:20 |
And speaking of mountains, we'll join STUDEBAKER HOCH on the edge of BILLY THE MOUNTAIN's mouth. Take it away: "Ah . . . ya, ya, ya, hey-ah BILLY, ah, listen . . . I've come to REASON with you! Our GREAT COUNTRY needs you in the Armed Forces! Your NUMBER came up . . . you can't go on running like this forever." Oh! But ETHELL just shook her twigs angrily, but STUDEBAKER HOCH, calm, cool, collected, and UN-ferturbed, continued . . . "Ya, well listen, you (cough cough) . . . listen, you COMMUNIST SON-OF-A-BITCH! You better get your ass down there for your fuckin' physical, or I'll see to it that you get used for FILL DIRT in some impending New Jersey MARSH RECLAMATION . . . and your girl-friend there will wind up disguised as a series of brooms, primitive ironing boards (or a DOG HOUSE) . . . get the (cough, cough), GET THE PICTURE?" Yeah, well, BILLY just laughed: "HO, HO, HO! If they think they're gonna draft ME, they're CRAZY!" Unfortunately, because STUDEBAKER HOCH was standing on the edge of BILLY THE MOUNTAIN's mouth when the giant mountain laughed, STUDEBAKER HOCH lost his footing and fell, screaming, two hundred feet into the rubble below! |
26:47 |
We join STUDEBAKER HOCH standing on the edge of BILLY THE MOUNTAIN's mouth. "BILLY? I've come to REASON with you! Our GREAT COUNTRY needs you in the Armed Forces! Why, it's all fair and square, the LOTTERY, you know? Your NUMBER came up . . . you can't go on running like this forever." ETHELL shook her twigs angrily, but STUDEBAKER HOCH, UN-ferturbed, continued . . . "Listen, you (cough cough) . . . listen, you COMMUNIST SON-OF-A-BITCH! You better get your ass down there for your fuckin' physical, or I'll see to it that you get used for FILL DIRT in some impending New Jersey MARSH RECLAMATION . . . and your girl-friend here will wind up disguised as a series of brooms, primitive ironing boards (or a DOG HOUSE) . . . get the (cough, cough), GET THE PICTURE?" BILLY just laughed: "HO, HO, HO! If they think they're gonna draft ME, they're CRAZY!" Now you'll remember that STUDEBAKER HOCH was standing on the edge of BILLY's mouth, so that when he laughed, he lost his balance and unfortunately fell, screaming, two hundred feet into the rubble below! |
| 22:52 |
"Aaahhhhh . . . oh fuck, I'm gonna need a TRUSS . . . " Oh, listen, that only goes to show you, and it'll show you once again that . . . |
28:16 |
"Aaahhhhhhhh . . . " (That was only one hundred feet, you Carnaby cutie, "Aaahhhhhhhh . . . " Which only goes to prove . . . |
| 23:09 |
A Mountain is something Don't fuck with BILLY (No!) DON'T FUCK AROUND! With Biddilly, Biddilly BIDDILLY |
28:44 |
A Mountain is something Don't fuck with BILLY DON'T FUCK AROUND! With Biddilly, Biddilly BIDDILLY |
| 24:19 |
(Eddie, are you kidding?) Eddie, are you kidding? |
29:53 | BIDDILLY THE MOUNTIN-INNNNNNN! |
| 24:26 |
FZ: Oh, I forgot to mention this is where we take
our intermission, we'll see you in a few minutes . . . |
30:12 |
FZ: Thank you for coming to our concert. Good night. |
Studebaker Hoch
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STUDEBAKER HOCH He's coating his legs His shorts'll be filled with flies Stoodlabaker Hoch: (Please to New York! He could be a DOG (Fly to New York!) He could be a NARK Or he might play dirty! |
STUDEBAKER HOCH He's coating his legs His shorts'll be filled with flies Stoodlabaker Hoch: (Please to New York! He could be a DOG (Fly to New York!) He could be a NARK Or he might play dirty! |
STUDEBAKER HOCH He's coating his legs His shorts'll be filled with flies Stoodlabaker Hoch: (Please to New York! He could be a DOG (Fly to New York!) He could be a NARK Or he might play dirty! |
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( . . . know!) His peculiar attire (Please to New York! |
( . . . know!) His peculiar attire (Please to New York! |
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(guitar solo) (Fly to New York!) (I don't . . . ) |
(electric piano solo) (Fly to New York!) (I don't . . . ) |
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(. . . know!) His peculiar attire |
( . . . know!) His peculiar attireAnd the flies he require Keep leading him on 'Cause ETHELL is gone They keep leading him on 'Cause ETHELL is gone And THE MOUNTAIN she's on |
( . . . know!) His peculiar attireAnd the flies he require Keep leading him on 'Cause ETHELL is gone They keep leading him on 'Cause ETHELL is gone And THE MOUNTAIN she's on |
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And speaking of mountains, we'll join STUDEBAKER HOCH on the edge of BILLY THE MOUNTAIN's mouth. Take it away: |
We join STUDEBAKER HOCH standing on the edge of BILLY THE MOUNTAIN's mouth. |
We join STUDEBAKER HOCH standing on the edge of BILLY THE MOUNTAIN's mouth. |

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