| (Ap.) | (ST) | Dialog/description | Later versions |
| 00:00 | (Horse neighs) | ||
| 00:05 | 0:00 | (Rock band instrumental theme) | The World's Greatest Sinner (single version) |
| 00:28 | 0:23 | (Orchestral overture) | |
| 00:55 | 0:52 |
Satan: Oh, Yes. This is the place where a simple, average, American family lives. There's Clarence, my boy. Just like any other male--the only difference is, he wants to be God (horse neighs). And that's coming right out of the horse's mouth. |
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| 01:12 |
Satan: There's Edna, his loving wife, and her brood, following Clarence to the very end--he has no choice. Alonzo, the gardener, Clarence's faithful friend, astute in the art of picking weeds. |
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| 01:27 | 01:13 |
(Orchestral theme) Satan: They all want to get into the act. Including myself. Oh, boy, that Clarence, my greatest possibility since the apple incident. Don't let me down Clarence, don't let me down, boy, whatever you do! |
Holiday In Berlin, Full Blown (Burnt Weeny Sandwich (1970) version, 01:47) |
| 02:02 |
Clarence: C'mon, followers! |
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| 01:53 |
(Orchestral theme) Clarence: . . . How are you tonight, Rex? Ah! They didn't take care of you, did they? Ok. I wanna stay with you, Rex, you're so sweet, nobody wants to listen to me, but you will . . . Boy, ah . . . hh-hhh . . . You understand me prob'ly, Rex, more than the other people understand me. Now don't you go to sleep on me, Rex. Your master's gonna be somebody. I'm gonna make people live long, I'm gonna put something into life, I'm gonna make life be eternal. I'm gonna do it, Rex. I know you're not laughing at me. I know you won't laugh at me, Rex . . . Someday people will never die. |
Holiday In Berlin, Full Blown (Burnt Weeny Sandwich (1970) version, 0:46) | |
| 03:02 | (Rock'n'roll combo dancin' & screamin' music) | ||
| 02:08 | (Orchestral fanfare) | ||
| 02:39 |
Clarence: My name is God Hilliard! Follow me to every nook and corner of the United States! Satan: God, listen to them! (Rock band slow instrumental theme with orchestral background) Satan: It's fantastic! The best seat in my household is reserved for you, but you must keep up this high score. A representative will call on you to insure your greatest hour yet to come. In other words, Clarence, go to Hell!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! |
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| 02:52 |
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| 05:22 |
(Orchestral 'love' theme) Edna: Why don't we live the way we used to, Clarence? |
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| 03:13 | (Orchestra hit and drum roll) | ||
| 03:21 | 05:32 |
(Orchestral 'love' theme) Edna: God . . . I love you . . . hhh . . . |
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| 03:47 |
Clarence: I don't wanna go to-- |
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| 03:49 | 05:59 |
(Orchestral slow theme) |
including part of Oh No (Lumpy Gravy Part One 1:38) |
| 04:46 | 06:56 | (Orchestral theme) | |
| 05:51 | 08:02 | (Orchestral theme) | including parts of Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague (Uncle Meat (1969) version, 2:30) |
| 08:15 | 10:30 | (Orchestral theme) | including Holiday In Berlin, Full Blown (Burnt Weeny Sandwich (1970) version, 01:11) |
| 12:20 | (Orchestral final theme begins) | ||
| 09:59 | 12:30 | (Orchestral final theme continues) | including Oh No (Lumpy Gravy Part One 1:38) and Holiday In Berlin, Full Blown (Burnt Weeny Sandwich (1970) version, 0:46) |
| 11:56 | 14:29 | --end-- |
Original transcription by Patrick Neve
Corrections and additions by Román and Charles Ulrich
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