FZ: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you and thank you. I understand there is a sign in the audience that once again says: "What's the secret word for tonight?" The secret word for tonight is . . . Now, let's get serious, ladies and gentlemen, I know you came here to see really FINE performances by a really FINE modern music ensemble, conducted by a really FINE conductor. And here comes the FINE conductor now, Peter Rundel, ladies and gentlemen! And if you feel like throwing underpants onto the stage, put 'em over there.
"Food Gathering In Post-Industrial America, 1992."
When the last decrepit factory
Has dumped its final load of toxic waste into the water supply
And shipped its last badly designedmanufactured,
Incompetently manufactured designed consumer-thing,
We watch gaze in astonishment
As the denizens of NU-PERFECT AMERICA dine on rats,
Poodles,
Styrofoam packing pellets,
All Ffloating in a broth of tritium-enriched sewage,
Roasting the least-diseased body parts of abandoned 'wild children',
(Accumulating since the total ban on abortion a few years back)
When the last decrepit factory has stomped his dumped its final load of toxic waste into the water supply and shipped its last badly manufactured, incompetently designed consumer thing, we gaze in astonishment as the denizens of NU-PERFECT AMERICA, dying dine on rats (mmmmmhmmmmm), poodles, Styrofoam packing palletspellets, all floating in a broth of tritium-enriched sewage, roasting the least diseased body parts of abandoned wild children accumulating since the total ban on abortion a few years back.
Reiner Rainer Römer: Ladies and gentlemen, here he goes, Peter Rundel, he seems to be disgustedforever. Whatever. Ridero ridera! [...]Heute fängt die Fastnacht aa' Ha ha ha! LAUGH NOW! (HA HA HA HA HA!) Be quiet! Von seiner Werkbank zu uns heute Abend hergekommen ist unser [...] und Hermann Kretzschmar [...]!wolle merm mer'n reinlasse? Laugh now! (HA HA HA HA HA!)
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