(Frank Zappa, CD, Barking Pumpkin UMRK 02, October 31, 1996)
Produced by Dweezil Zappa
Executive producer: Gail Zappa
Mix engineers: Spencer Chrislu and Frank Zappa
Sequenced and edited by Dweezil Zappa and Spencer Chrislu
Mastered by Spencer Chrislu
Analog tape resuscitation by Dave Dondorf & Spencer Chrislu
Vault meistering and research: Joe Travers
Preliminary research: Mike Keneally
Liner notes: Dweezil Zappa
Hair displacement guidance: Ahmet Zappa
Art direction and design: Tracy Veal
Cover manuscript art by Matt Groening
November 22, 1975
FZ: Thank you! Now this is a, this is an instrumental song, it's a tender, slow-moving ballad sort of a song, that carries with it the implied message that the complete woman must also have an asshole.
Kosei Nenkin Kaikan, Osaka, Japan
February 3, 1976
includes Ship Ahoy
Nihon Seinenkan, Tokyo, Japan
February 5, 1976
includes a quotation from Baby It's Cold Outside (Loesser)
Palais des Sports, Paris, France
September 27, 1974
FZ: Alright, look here folks: We're gonna play another song for ya, but, uh . . .
Napoleon: Well . . .
(FZ: Sharp! A blues in G.)
(Napoleon: Blues in G?)
(FZ: No, in A. Hah?) Merely a blues in A, folks.
Talk about it.
Baby, it's cold outside.
It's up to your knees outside.
Baby, you're gonna freeze outside.
Can y'all feel it?)
Take your clothes off and you'll freeze your balls off outside.
Oh, lord, oh.
Oh, lord, lord, lord, lord,
Rhein-Neckar Stadion, Eppelheim, Germany
February 24, 1978
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . Joe has just worked himself into an imaginary frenzy during the fade-out of his imaginary song . . . He begins to feel depressed now. He knows the end is near.
He has realized at last that imaginary guitar notes and imaginary vocals exist only in the imagination of The Imaginer . . . and . . . ultimately, who gives a fuck anyway? . . . So . . . So . . . Excuse me . . . Ha ha ha! Mm-mh . . . So . . . Ha ha ha . . . Ha ha ha! Who gives a fuck anyway? So he goes back to his ugly little room and quietly dreams his last imaginary guitar solo . . .
Good night . . .
All compositions by Frank Zappa except as noted