Burnt Weeny Sandwich

1. WPLJ

(R. Dobard/L. McDaniels)

I say WPLJ, it really tastes good to me
WPLJ, won't you take a drink with me
Well, it's a good good wine
It really makes me makes you feel so fine
(So fine, so fine, so fine)

I went to the store when they opened up the door
I said, "Please please please gimme some more"
White Port & Lemon Juice,
White Port & Lemon Juice,
White Port & Lemon Juice,
Ooh what a good it do to you!

You take the bottle, you take the can
Shake it up fine, you get a good good wine.
White Port & Lemon Juice,
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah . . . )
White Port & Lemon Juice,
White Port & Lemon Juice,
Ooh what a good it do to you!

The W is the White,
The P is the Port,
The L is the Lemon,
The J is the Juice
White Port & Lemon Juice,
White Port & Lemon Juice,
White Port & Lemon Juice,
Ooh what a good it do to you!

Well I feel so good, I feel so fine
I got plenty of lovin'lemon, I got plenty of wine
White Port & Lemon Juice,
White Port & Lemon Juice,
I said White Port & Lemon Juice,
Ooh what a good it do to you!

Roy: Por qué no consigues tu . . . tu carnal que nos compre some wine ese, ándale, pinche bato, puto, hombre, no te hagas nalga, hombre . . . (chale!) no seas tan denso, hombre (chale!), ándale, dile, porque no merecer, ándale, pinche vino, más sua . . . más suave es, más . . . más lindo que la chingada, hombre, ándale, pinche bato, hombre, quiere tu carnal, hombre, tu carnal ese, tú, tú sabes, tú sabes esto de la movida, tú sabes la movida, ese, tú sabes cómo es, tú sabes, pinche vino, puta, ándale, pinche bato, cabrón, ándale
?: This is getting me in trouble . . . get my chort.
Roy: empechúgueleÁndale, hombre, por qué no, hombre?
?: SorryChort!
Roy: Te digo que sí, hombre, te digo, chingao ese, está más . . . está más meco, hombre, ponemos más mecos que la chingada, ay! Ay, bato pinche, ay!

God, they . . . that's—They get to you after a while

2. Igor's Boogie, Phase One

 

3. Overture To A Holiday In Berlin

 

4. Theme From Burnt Weeny Sandwich

 

5. Igor's Boogie, Phase Two

 

6. Holiday In Berlin, Full-Blown

FZ: ABC . . . WBJABC

7. Aybe Sea

 

8. The Little House I Used To Live In

FZ: Thank you, good night . . . Thank you, if you'll . . . if you sit down and be quiet, we'll make an attempt to, ah, perform "Brown Shoes Don't Make It."
Man In Uniform: Back on your seats, come on, we'll help you back to your seats, come on . . .
Guy From The Audience: Take that man out of here! Oh! Go away! Take that uniform off man! Or I'll Take your that bloody off that uniform before it's fuckin' too late, man!
FZ: Everybody in this room is wearing a uniform and on, , and don't kid yourself.
Guy From The Audience: . . . man!
FZ: You'll hurt your throat, stop it!

9. Valarie

La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la

Although you don't want me no more
Oh, but it's alright, alright with me
'Cause you know, you're gonna want me some day
Yes, you will want me, and I'll run away

Oh, Valarie
(Valarie)
Valarie
(Valarie)
Valarie
Don't you want me?
Don't you need me?

Valarie
Valarie
Valarie
Valarie

Although you don't want me no more
Oh, but it's alright, it's alright with me
'Cause you know, you're gonna want me some day
Oh, you will want me, and I'll run away

Oh, Valarie
(Valarie)
Valarie
(Valarie)
Valarie
Valarie

All compositions by Frank Zappa except as noted
Site maintained by Román García Albertos.
http://globalia.net/donlope/fz/
Original transcription from St. Alphonzo's Pancake Homepage
The transcription for Roy's Pachuco speech it's a common effort by
Jesús Quintero, Joe Rocker, Juan "O'Brien" Quijote, Milena Saqui, Naim Farcug, Jorge Lesc, Sergio Tshakmakian and Román
Further corrections and additions by Román, Biffyshrew, Lewis R. Saul, Ruan O'Tiarnaigh and Charles Ulrich
This page updated: 2019-12-27

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